Category Archives: Muppets

From the daft to the incompetent!

No installs this week!

Update: I’m healing up nicely but the finger is still painful. Stitches come out this Monday, but there is still the risk of it splitting open again so I need to rest the hand. I’m planning on being back in … Continue reading

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Alarm advert theft not a good look!

Back in December 2009 I shared a couple of adverts by Cobra which I felt were quite creative. It seems that I was not the only one who liked them. Sadly whoever is responsible for the Website of Hyper Drive in … Continue reading

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Viper Sirens. The Good the Bad and the Muppets!

One of the annoying things about running a security business in NZ is that most products come via Australia which means that the Aussies dictate what we have access to here. Viper is no exception to this. The two thing … Continue reading

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NZSA still making false claims two years on….

It’s funny how images and words can remind us of certain things or people. For example, when I hear the word Muppet I always think about The Executive Officer of the New Zealand Security Association who goes by the name … Continue reading

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Mongoose 5 Star alarm siren. Epic Fail!

It’s no secret that I have no respect the “5 star alarm” rating system and it sickens me to see that Mongoose, and others are still plugging it. Everyone in the industry is aware that it is a misleading guide designed … Continue reading

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My first poor review!

I’ve had my my first poor review on Google this week. A low 1 out of 5 stars by a man who claims his name is Joseph Alexander. Here it is below: Contacted this guy about having alarms installed. He wasted … Continue reading

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NZ Performance Car stuff up again!!!

Last month I slated NZ Performance Car Magazine for writing what can only be described as a load of bollocks about vehicle security! One of my readers was good enough to post a link about my comments on the NZ … Continue reading

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Feckless “Security Feature” in NZ Performance Car magazine!

The latest edition “NZ Performance Car” magazine contains a “Security Feature” which regular readers know will know I declined to splash out $1,500.00 to be part of! Now if there is one thing that gets my goat its lazy journalism. Normally … Continue reading

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Upgrade Alarm Muppetry!

It’s shocking how many Upgrade Alarms I’ve come across that have been installed incorrectly. Last Friday for example I came across a Mazda RX-8 with one of the new RhinoCo AVS A5 alarms. My customer wanted it replaced with a Cobra AK4615 … Continue reading

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Annoying Phone Calls

As I’m sure anyone who has run a small business will be aware, it gets bloody annoying when the phone rings only to have some clown on the other end of the line trying to sell you something, rather then … Continue reading

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